Can you help me find a hard copy of 'Inflationary Language' by Victor Borge online.?

I saw him do this skit tonight on TV and would like to read it. What a laugh! It's where he adds 1 to numbers in language. Example; I ate one too. Would become. I nine two three. Thanks to my previous question this question is revised from 'Phonetic Punctuation' to 'Inflationary Language' with input from Mel.